What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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